I remember Paris Hilton being on Letterman after she got out of jail and complaining about the jail food ... but perhaps food in prison or even in prison camps is better than you think.
The clip down below helps prove my point ... but maybe this is just a joke.
And when was the last time you saw Carol Channing?
- Candy Apple
(Photo from www.history.sandiego.edu)

When Carol Channing had one her last gigs in Cincinnati, if not her last--somebody here could look it up--she waved at me.
She was being squired around town in a convertible driven by Irma Lazarus. They were having a gay old time.
It was at the corner of 8th? and Vine right by the Main Library. I was headed there, as is my compulsion every day, still.
I think I could have had a three-way if I had played my cards right.
Posted by: David E. Gallaher | July 02, 2008 at 07:20 PM
David, dammit, a minute short and a dollar late!
I'd like to have heard about your three some!
Posted by: Marilyn | July 02, 2008 at 09:37 PM