Sit On It

You guys in Cincinnati have no idea how to pick up a lady.

I was having a drink at Arnold's when this guy sits next to me three sheets to the wind.

"Do you want to sit on my face?" he asked.

"Why?" I replied. "Is your nose bigger than your cock?"

He never did answer the question.

- Carol Walters

(Photo of drunk guys from www.slaadcore.ownage.com)

Comments

[hard as nails]

carol, you seem like such a sweet girl.

[ron]

the guy probably had it coming but you're pretty much a bitch aren't you?

[David E. Gallaher]

hard as nails,
Close, as a pick-up line, but no cigar.
I happen to be reading a British book that has the scientific answer for the best pick-up lines.
For males: "If you were on 'Stars in Their Eyes' (a British show), who would you be?"

For females: "if you were a pizza topping, what would you be?"

hard as nails and Carol Walters,
You both need as much help as you can get.

Excuse me now while I get back to pleasuring LOL Girl.