Sex Advice from Sister Ruth Flanders

Dear Sister Flanders,

I love my husband very much. He's good to be in every way and that includes sex, but when it comes to sex, I'm having a big problem.

It's his penis. It's too big. I'm not kidding you when I say it's almost as long as a baseball bat, but even wider.

Having sex with him is becoming more and more painful. It’s reaching the point that I can’t walk for days after having intercourse with him.

Again, I love him very much. What should I tell my husband?

Sincerely,
Ann Jacobs,
Anderson Township

What’s going on, Ann?

Sorry, Sister Ruthie is on vacation in St Augustine, Florida but I’m covering for her while she’s gone.

It sounds like this problem is a very serious one – much too serious to give advice here.

I believe it’s important that I meet with your husband as soon as possible. It may be necessary for me to have sexual intercourse with him to determine what needs to be done to make you more comfortable.

I’ll be calling you in a few seconds.

Cordially,

- Judy Darling,
LOL Blog Reporter

(Photo of Sister Flanders from Brown’s Studio – St. Augusstine, Fla.)

Comments

[Kathy]

Bad taste doesn't equal funny.

[David E. Gallaher]

The young woman asked the male pharmacist: Do you have that drug, Viagra?
Phamacist: Yes. We do.
Young woman: Can you get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: I'd have to take 2 Viagras.