Sally Negative

What a horrible boring weekend. It wasn't any fun having my loser husband around the house for three fucking days, glad he's back at his low paying job today.

I know what's on your mind. No, I didn’t go down to the Taste of Cincinnati. Why stand in long lines and pay high prices for shity food? What a waste of time.

So last weekend was Cincinnati Cyclones Weekend. Big deal. I hate hockey. I wish The Cyclones would move to Kentucky.

I must be off. The neighbor’s cat just had kittens. I’m going to bag them up, take them down to the river and drown them.

- Sally Negative

(Photo of Sally Negative from Corbis. Why don’t we drown her in the river?)

Comments

[hard as nails]

killing little kittens? i take it you're not a cat person.

[Marilyn]

Sally, isn't shitty spelled SHITTY?

[Heidi]

God, I love to hate you.

[Lisa]

You're kind of funny in a pissed off way. I don't know what you really need - a good fucking or a lot of drinks.