How to Impress
How does a man
impress a woman?
Compliment her. Cuddle her. Kiss her. Caress her.
Love her. Stroke her. Tease her. Comfort her. Protect her.
Hug her. Hold her. Spend money on her. Wine & dine her.
Buy things for her. Listen to her. Care for her.
Stand by her. Support her.
How does a woman impress a man?
Being beer.
Come over naked.
- Carol Walters
(Photo from www.lesjones.com)
Stupid. However, very true.
Posted by: Julie | May 29, 2008 at 08:11 AM
women bringing beer is always nice but bringing hot dogs is extra special.
Posted by: hard as nails | May 29, 2008 at 10:10 AM
This was kind of funny when I heard it 20 years ago. Not so much now.
Posted by: brian | May 29, 2008 at 12:59 PM
How will Mr. Carrot (pictured) fit his member betwixt Ms. Carrot's thighs?
Answer: KY Jelly, the magic elixer.
Question: Why is "clothing optional" never a problem for carrots, but usually for humans? (Even on Casual Friday)
Posted by: David E. Gallaher | May 29, 2008 at 08:11 PM