Sex Advice from Sister Ruth Flanders

Dear Sister Flanders,

I just want you to know that I think you're hot. I realize that you're probably not interested in having sex with me, but how about something oral? I mean that’s not really sex is it? Bill Clinton didn't think so and hell - he was our President!

How about it, Sister? Who’s it gonna hurt?

Sincerely,
Dave Curry,
Covington

Dear Dave,

Thank you so much for your nice words. You’re too generous.

I don’t think I can consider your offer. I already have this "oral" arrangement with a priest that I know and I don’t dare upset him. I will, however, pass your name along to some friends.

And, of course, you’re right. This oral business isn’t really sex as I've never done that in my life.

High Personal Regards,

- Sister Ruth Flanders

(Photo of Sister Flanders from Brown’s Studio – St. Augustine Fla.)

Comments

[betty]

this was so sorry, i forgot to laugh.

[Julie]

Fake outrage all around please.

[Phil]

This sounds like a great plot for a movie. A nun and a priest fall in love and do it everywhere in the church. I'd go see it.

[Rita]

To whoever wrote this trash: I'll pray for you.

[Susan]

And the point of this was what?

[Diane]

If your goal was to insult priests, nuns and the church, give yourself a pat on the back. You were successful.