That Was The Week That Was - In Blogs

If you wear nipple piercings, you are a terrorist. When boarding airplanes, it's better to be safe than sorry.

Last week, a woman wearing these deadly things was stopped by airport security. Wonkette fills us in. Security made her remove the piercings before she could board the plane. Apparently the second one had to be removed with a pair of pliers.

As far as I’m concerned, whatever it takes. Do you know how small they make guns these days? That’s exactly what they could have been! Little, tiny guns! She could have taken the whole damn plane down and even worse, blown up her tits in the process! Thank god airport security was on top of this.

I don’t know if Diane Keaton wears nipple piercings but I do know she hates people. Jazebel fills us in.

At the A & E Blog last week, Rick Pender did an interesting interview with playwright Melanie Marnich. Her play, “A Sleeping Country,” is now playing at the Playhouse in the Park. Melanie seems like a nice woman, true to her country and all that. I’m sure she doesn’t have weapons of mass destruction pierced on her anywhere.

Why does the Obama people want Hillary ousted? The Cincinnati Nation gives us some details. Is it because she has nipple piercings? Doubtful. This race is just too much fun to watch. Take it to the convention. Seriously.   

Let us now go to San Diego where former City Council Member John Hartley got arrested last week. Seems like Mr. Hartley was peeing in a cup in public. To make matters a bit worse, he was also masturbating in that cup. The San Diego Union-Tribune gives us more details.

Mr. Hartley is trying to regain his seat on council and is running in the current erection election. It’s unlikely he’ll win now but the good news here is he had no nipple piercings and is not considered a terrorist.

“The View’s” co-host, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, equates Obama’s preacher man, Jeremiah Wright, with Jeffrey Dahmer. Watch the clip on Crooks and Liars. Elizabeth Hasselbeck: No nipple piercings, not a terrorist – just dumb.

The Daily Bellwether had an interesting post up last week about the old song “Take me out to the Ballgame.” It was written for Katie Casey like a hundred years ago, because Katie loved baseball. Yes, it was a simpler time back then. . . no terrorists. . . no nipple piercings.

Last Wednesday on the LOL Blog, I wrote a post called What I Miss and the Cincinnati Blog went ape shit. Man, it’s about time! You guys haven’t ripped me a new one in ages! Just to keep the “hate” going, yes – I believe everything I wrote. In a related issue, yes – I’m staying in Newport, Kentucky, but in news that will send joy to your pierced nipples, I’ll be moving back to Cincinnati at the end of this week. You will have Larry Gross to kick around some more!

Before I move back, however, I have to go out of town for a day. I’ll be getting on an airplane tomorrow and while I don’t have nipple piercings, I must remember to remove my cock ring before hitting airport security.

- Larry Gross

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Comments

[Dee]

I read What I Miss. Some I agree with, some I don't, but say whatever you want.You're entitled to an opinion.

I used to go to Cincinnati Blog a lot but stopped. If you say something unpopular, you get jumped on and heavy. I don't go blogging and looking around to get in an argument.

[David E. Gallaher]

The offending piercings at the airport recently were rings. Larry, you have pictured, do they call them studs?
This much is sure. The two studs, Bush and McCain, have their brains metaphorically pierced... together.
McCain is now being called the new "Baghdad Bob."

How about a discussion here about Iraq?
It was the worst mistake since the war between the states here.
President Obama will inherit the Mother of messes.
I wish he could begin now to work on straightening it out. The whole world will be on the edge before he's due to be sworn in.

[Matt]

Regardless who is president, Iraq is a mess and it's at Bush's doorstep. He is the worst. Now, over 4,000. How does he sleep at night?

[hard as nails]

on the one day i decide to go out, you finally put up a hot picture.

[Marilyn]

I wonder about metal detectors.

I wear a prosthesis (Right leg, below knee). My friend and I were in the audience in October to see the Dalai Lama. They scanned me with the detector. Nothing. No beep on all that expensive metal below my knee.

Wonder could I store something really yummy in the hollow, metal pylon?

[David E. Gallaher]

"could I store something really yummy in the hollow"

How 'bout some mountain dew?
"From the hollows to the hollow."

[Chris S]

I bet I could hang one of these guns from a nipple - http://www.news.com/2300-7348_3-6233303.html?tag=nefd.gallery