Sex Advice from Sister Ruth Flanders

Dear Sister Flanders,

My sex life has become routine to the point of being boring. My husband never wants to try anything new.

I keep reminding him I have more than one hole, if you know what I mean. I wouldn’t mind a little anal sex at all. In fact, in all our years of marriage, he has never entered me through the rear.

When I bring up the fact that I want anal sex, he looks at me like I’m dirty. I reply that a woman has her needs.

Tell me the truth, Sister Flanders; I’m I a sick person for wanting this kind of sex?

Sincerely,
Polly Johnson,
Hyde Park

My Dear Polly,

Having anal sex sounds a little painful to me, but then again, all sex sounds painful. You must understand that I have never had any kind of sex in my life.

I would suggest reading the Bible more and if that doesn’t help, perhaps drinking will.

High Personal Regards,

- Sister Ruth Flanders

(Photo of Sister Flanders from Brown’s Studio – St. Augustine Fla.)

Comments

[Barbara]

Getting sex advice from a nun. Another example of this blog's bad taste.

[Jeb]

I think a priest would be more fitting to give sex advise.

[Babble On]

Salvage Love she ain't.

[Marilyn]

Brraaahahaha! Jeb, I wish I'd said that!

[David E. Gallaher]

"Getting sex advice from a nun. "

I'm sure Larry first sought Dr. Ruth rather than Sister Ruth for this column.
But as Rummy used to say, "You go to war with the army you've got."

(Sister Ruth made Larry the well-adjusted, productive citizen he is today. 'Nuff said.)