Brandy's a good gal. She's not bad looking at all, can hold
her own with a smart guy like me and enjoys sex. She likes staying over at my
Newport, except when I hide her clothes. Ha!
There's just one thing about Brandy that bugs me. She has small breasts. Don’t get me wrong. She has a nice shape, all that – but sometimes when she’s lying on her back, I think I’m sleeping with a guy. I mean there’s nothing for me to hold on to – know what I’m saying?
Last night I had a little too much to drink and after I got done banging her, I finally just let it out. I suggested that Brandy get some breast implants.
The look on her face was one of surprise, but I have to be honest, right?
- Tom Anus
(Photo from www.medmediacampaign.com. For the record, I wouldn’t let them put that thing in me)