Happy Easter, Cincinnati! Ha!
Let's start off with an Easter joke:
What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
The first rabbit to lay an egg.
Pretty good isn’t it? I've still got it despite my advanced age.
It will do my heart good to see all the churches full this morning with you all looking to the heavens and thinking of me.
It disappoints me – no, it actually pisses me off – that this is the only day of the year I actually get some attention. You know what I’m talking about. After you go to church this morning, you won’t think of me again until next Easter. You’ll forget for yet another year how I died for your sins. Again, you will toss me aside and go on sinning.
Know what I think? If you would go to church more often, you’ll become a better person, would be friendlier to others and would sin less.
That’s what I think, but what do I know? I’m only JESUS CHRIST.
I can feel some of you getting uptight. Let me close with another Easter joke:
What do you get when you cross the Easter bunny with a spider?
- Jesus Christ
(Graphic from teachings-of-jesus-christ.com)