Someone Stole my Little Debbie Snack Cakes

There aren't many who work here in the LOL office, so there are only a few I can point my finger at.

Someone stole my Little Debbie Snack Cakes – right off my damn desk. They were the Zebra kind – a delicious yellow cake filled with white creme and trimmed with fudge stripes. Sooooooooo good. My mouth is watering right now.

I have a feeling this is Brandy Edward’s doing. Just because I stole her clothes a few weeks ago, she’s acting all pissed about it. Stealing my Little Debbie Snack Cakes, however, is a much lower than taking her stupid dress that she probably got at the Family Dollar Store.

I’m hungry. Oh, Little Debbie, I want you bad.

- Tom Anus

(Graphic from Little Debbie Web Site)

Comments

[hard as nails]

i love little debbie. and she loves me. that's why i'm so fat.

[Mark]

Hard hitting news is what the Living Out Loud blog is all about.

[Sal]

I would be pissed too!! Those little cakes are damn good and cheap. You're making me hungry Mr. Anus.