He Stole My Clothes

Some of you guys in Cincinnati are strange.

That includes you, Tom. You're a good looking guy and thanks for buying me drinks and everything and it was fun to go up to your apartment and have ourselves some sex but your little game afterwards makes me not want to see you ever again.

I was sleeping in your bed. You had to get up early the next morning to go to work – I understand that. What I don’t get is your smart ass decision to take all my clothes with you.

You left me nothing – not even my bra and panties. I had to call a girlfriend and have her bring me some of her clothes to wear until I could get back to my apartment.

Not funny, Tom. You’re an asshole.

- Brandy Edwards

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Comments

[Jim]

Actually, he's an anus. Hence, the name.

[Corey]

Wouldn't it have been much easier to just take some of his clothes?
Just saying.... we'll if you're too big to wear his clothes, that would make sense.

[Beth]

Corey, maybe she's too small to wear her clothes.

[hard as nails]

i'm guessing if you got on the bus naked, the bus driver would have forgotten that fare increase. in fact, i'm thinking you would be riding for free.

[Wally Proctor]

Amazing. Just amazing. You always find new ways to make this thing dumb as hell.

[Matt]

The LOL women are always getting themselves in a mess! Corey's right - you should have gotten some of Tom's clothes.

[Donna]

more madeup bullshit. how tiring.

[Marilyn]

Brandy, dare I say it? Rejoice that ALL he stole was your clothes.

Didn't this happen to George Costanza?

[Corey]

You can never be too small to take someone's clothes, just too fat.

But, with the other post going up, we all realize, it's just more stupid typing, trying to fill out a blog.
I think I'm done with this site.
What happened to City Beat?
When did it go from being a paper with substance, and worth reading, to spewing out this dribble?
It's not smart, it's not funny, it's just writers spewing their ego all over the net.
Sad, sad, sad.