My Evening Gown

My new boyfriend Mike was born and raised here in good old conservative Cincinnati. He's a patriot and loves his country. I do too, but Mike really loves it.

We're going out on New Year's Eve and one of his Christmas presents to me is an evening gown to wear to the party we're going to. I almost died of shock when I opened the box.

It's an American Flag evening gown - the red, white and blue in a dress. He's so proud of it, but it's so ugly.

I like Mike and I don't want to hurt his feelings, but there's no way I can be seen in public wearing this thing.

What would you do?

- Brandy Edwards

(Photo from ponchorana.com. I must say when I saw this photo of you; I felt the need to put my right hand over my heart)

Comments

[Jim]

Tell him you love the dress, but wearing it would be akin to desecrating the flag.

[Rita]

Instead of wearing the dress, perhaps you can bake him happy by preparing him an all american apple pie from scratch.

Or, he can wear the dress.

[Mike]

If he thinks you look hot in it, really turn him on.....get down and dirty and maybe he won't want to take you out, if you know what I mean.

[Susan]

I think the dress is kind of pretty. Why not wear and please your boyfriend?

[hard as nails]

susan thinks the dress is pretty? maybe as a halloween outfit.

[Marilyn]

The dress makes me want to hurl - patriotically, of course.

[C.A. Mac]

I'm with Marilyn on this one. barfo.

[Del]

i think you look hot :)

[Sue]

Who cares?