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December 31, 2007

Getting Drunk on New Year's Eve Is a Very Bad Thing

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Yes, I know many of you will be going out tonight and getting drunk. It's what one does on New Year's Eve. Well, let me tell you something brothers and sisters, it's a bad thing. It's a very bad thing.

Do you think you're funny when you’re drunk? Well, let me tell you something brothers and sisters, you're not.

Tell me, in the video down below, is this guy funny? Be honest with me, brothers and sisters. Keep in mind: This is the guy who now runs our proud nation.

It’s a sin, my brothers and sisters, a sin.

- Rev. Tom Anus

(Photo from www.american politics.com)

December 30, 2007

That Was the Week That Was - In Blogs

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A lot of you seem to like this normal Sunday post --“ sharing some of the blogs I've found interesting for the past week --“ but it's been hard as hell this time around because of Christmas. A lot of bloggers totally stopped or didn't put up anything new at all.

Not us, of course. We put up new posts everyday, damn it.  The Cincinnati Nation and Daily Beat did also. So what does this say about us? Are we dedicated to our work or do we simply have no life outside of a computer?

While not wanting to answer that question, let'™s head on up to New York where Gridskipper put up a post on "œSurviving your Holiday Hangover." Perhaps you should give it a look as we got New Year'™s Eve coming up.

Hey! Nate Livingston at the Cincinnati Black Blog wants you to know he keeps it real. Check out his Christmas Eve post.

Do you bike to work? Do you think bikers should have to help fund roads, bike lanes and trials? Let'™s visit Seattle Washington where Josh Feit on The Stranger'™s Slog Blog gives us his thoughts.

Let'™s stay in Seattle for a little bit and visit the Horse'™s Ass Blog. I like that Merry Christmas post from Will.

In getting a little closer to home, let'™s go to Washington D.C. and the Wonkette Blog. Are there idiots in that city? Of course. Check out the post "œIdiots and the Idiots Who Admire Them."

I'™m no idiot. It'™s close enough to New Year'™s Eve and I'™m gonna start drinking.

- Larry Gross

(Photo of hung-over couple from The Onion)

December 29, 2007

Life Drama - Part II

Drama

I've been getting some e-mails and some phone calls wanting to know what the hell is going on with me. On the blog last week, I indicted that I was going through some "life drama," then just left you hanging.

Let me try and explain a few things now. Apparently, some of you care about it. For that, I thank you.

For now, I’m no longer living downtown. I liked living in the city just fine but where I was living turned out to be a horrible experience. In my mind, I literally felt like I had to leave immediately – that’s how bad it was.

I’ve found some temporary housing on the west side of town and I’m grateful to have it. I feel safe. I’ll stay there until I figure out what I want to do next.

Hanging out more at CityBeat has been a blessing. I’m not sucking up to anybody when I say there are some damn nice people there who know about the bullshit I’ve been going through.

I guess I’m ready to ring in the New Year. I can’t say 2007 ended on a positive note, but in trying to be that way (positive), I’m thinking that 2008 can only get better.

- Larry Gross

(Graphic found on Mr. Google)

December 28, 2007

Some “Why?”s For Yuletide

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I'm trying really hard here, people, but the joy of this season is even harder for me to get a firm grasp on these days, here on this earth. Yes, I'll be with family whom I love and seem to love me in return, I'm doing well enough that I'm able to buy some cool gifts to show that love but still my cynicism always seems to be lurking in the background.

Why, for instance, am I and millions of others in this supposedly great land of ours living paycheck to paycheck? Why is gas and milk and everything else in the world so fucking expensive? And when I attempt a brief mental escape to the wasteland of television, why am I assaulted by morons trading shiny suitcases or singing to gain the approval of barely talented celebrities?

Why can't the networks just pay writers a little more money so we can get some decent TV shows more than once or twice a week? Sure, I read books and magazines but do I have to be so tired at the end of a day filled with a job I hate that I can't fully enjoy trying to read? Where does it say I have to do that just to earn a living?

Is it because I'm already being subjected to barely qualified political whores jockeying to live and operate in the White House, more than a year before I'm given my token vote in a process that is really decided behind closed doors? And why do the Idiot-In-Chief, Little George Bush and his evil puppet master Dick Cheney remain in place, unimpeached after committing some of the most vile acts against this country and the rest of us who live on this planet?

Why do some 400,000 soldiers and servicewomen have to invade and occupy a country like Iraq, spending Christmas away from their families, killing innocents and Iraqis driven to kill us in a vicious circle of blood and oil created by the machinery of the soulless bastards running this country?

Tell me why the world has to be like this, quit buying and producing so much junk we don't need and celebrate a holiday of your own choosing.

- Brian Ciesko

(Photo from Mr. Google)

December 27, 2007

Why Not Do Another Disquisition?

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I think this is the fourth Janeane Garofalo post I've put up over the past few months. It's not local, it's not about Cincinnati – but does it always have to be? Of course not. Besides, I need an afternoon post. Check out the video down below.

- Larry Gross

(Photo from www.austin360.com)

My Evening Gown

Patriot

My new boyfriend Mike was born and raised here in good old conservative Cincinnati. He's a patriot and loves his country. I do too, but Mike really loves it.

We're going out on New Year's Eve and one of his Christmas presents to me is an evening gown to wear to the party we're going to. I almost died of shock when I opened the box.

It's an American Flag evening gown - the red, white and blue in a dress. He's so proud of it, but it's so ugly.

I like Mike and I don't want to hurt his feelings, but there's no way I can be seen in public wearing this thing.

What would you do?

- Brandy Edwards

(Photo from ponchorana.com. I must say when I saw this photo of you; I felt the need to put my right hand over my heart)

December 26, 2007

Question of the Week

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Is Christmas really over or does the spirit stay with you all year long?

- Teri Archer

(Photo from innocentdrinks.typepad.com)

He Got What He Wanted

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What happened last week just confirms again that most of you guys here in Cincinnati are pigs.

I thought he was different. Roger was so attentive to me in the bar, buying me drinks, telling me I was beautiful, holding my hand – all the stuff that I like. Yep, fell for it – hook, line and whatever.

Back at my place we went at it hot and heavy. I gotta say he was damn good in bed. He banged me three times.

After the sex, we held each other for a little bit and when I say that, maybe a minute. Then good old Roger put his clothes back on and said he had to go to the bathroom.

I kept waiting for him to come back. I waited and I waited.

Good old Roger didn’t go to the bathroom. He simply left. He didn’t say goodbye, didn’t get my phone number – nothing.

I guess he got what he wanted, namely between my legs. As for me, after all the sex, we didn’t even smoke a cigarette together.

- Carol Walters

(Photo found on Mr. Google)

December 25, 2007

The Old Man's Major Award

Leglamp

I'm not much for Christmas movies, but there is one I can watch over and over again.

Last year around this time, we featured a clip from the 1983 classic "A Christmas Story," and we’re doing the same thing this year. Another clip is down below.

Year after year, I still laugh at this scene when the old man receives his “major award.” I hope you enjoy it.

Merry Christmas.

- Larry Gross

(Photo of “major award” from www.theleglamp.com)

December 24, 2007

Wouldn't He Rather See Me Naked?

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My on again, off again boyfriend is on again for now. Maybe it has something to do with the holidays. I don't think he likes to be alone. As for me, solitude is just fine.

For now, we'll be together. He wants to give me my Christmas present early. What a silly little boy. I just opened up the gift – lingerie from Victoria's Secret.

I guess he wants me to wear this “outfit” in bed – when, tonight? I don’t know why I’ll put with this, but I will on this one night.

I have great breasts, nice legs, smooth skin all over, an ass that’s just right and a pussy that talks to him.

I don’t get it. With a body like mine, wouldn’t he rather see me naked?

- LOL Girl

(Photo of LOL Girl found on Mr. Google. P.S. I was also going to get you something from Victoria’s Secret, but now I think I’ll just save my money)