And Now, a Few Words From Jesus Christ

Hello Cincinnati!!! How is everybody? Oh yeah, I forgot - conservative.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!!

Hey, I got a birthday coming up on December 25^th. Man, I'm getting so old; it's hard to get all those candles on the cake!

What’s your sign? I was born on the 25^th, so I’m a Capricorn – but I’m still easy to get along with. Ha-ha-ha!

I know a lot of you will be celebrating my birthday spending lots of money on gifts and making the department stores richer. Know what? That’s not what I really want my birthday to be about.

Instead of buying all those expensive gifts, tell your family and your friends that you love them and that you’re glad they’re in your life. Celebrate life and not get headaches over all that money you’re spending.

What gift do I want from you? Just look up sometimes and talk to me. I’m listening.

I’m gonna have myself a late lunch – think I’ll head on over to the Skyline Chili on Vine Street. Of course I can’t go as myself – people will stare. I think this time I’ll go looking like Phil Heimlich.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

- Jesus Christ

(Photo of Mr. Christ from www.purechristians.org)

Comments

[Tate]

No offense, Jesus, but I find your posts here boring as hell.

[Mary]

That's great, Jesus. I'll tell my kids that you told me not to buy presents this year :)

[Tom]

I'm going to take your advise.

Christmas has been completely out of hand for the past several years. My wife and I have spent hundreds of dollars on this holiday and for what? Gifts that aren't even liked by most.

Christmas is about the spirit, not about money spent.

[Alex]

Jesus, you're funny.

[David E. Gallaher]

Mary (commenter number 2),
Thanks for also putting in an appearance here.
Hey, why don't you, your son, Jebus, and his (other) dad, Yahweh, get a big table at Skyline with all us LOL commenters next time you're in town?
Or, maybe, make it an evening and we could hit the new Blue Wisp...
Leave Joseph home.