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September 28, 2007

Good Looking Lonely Man Can't Get Dates Because of His Beard

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Wally Smith, who lives in Westwood, says he can't get dates because of his beard.

"When it’s time for play and the gang is gay, I’m usually sitting alone," explains Wally. "I shave everyday but by the late afternoon, my beard is already starting to grow back."

Because of his loneliness, Wally spends most of his time here at the LOL Blog reading silly, ridiculous posts.

Wally, watch the video down below and take notes. In no time at all, you’re be out and about with the women (or men – whatever the case might me) and getting everything you want.

Yes, I’m a reporter, but I know how to show concern. You’re welcome, Wally.

Reporting live from Westwood, this is…….

-Judy Darling,
LOL Blog Reporter

(Photo of lonely Wally found on Mr. Google)

 

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Bad much?

Kind of funny. Kind of disgusting.

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