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February 2007

February 28, 2007

LOL Blog Contributor Found Dead in his Porsche Carrera GT

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Troy, an executive at P & G, contributor to this blog site and who had a penis the size of a toothpick, was found dead in his car parked in front of his luxury apartment building in Hype Park late last night. A police officer who was on the scene stated there was an explosion inside the automobile.

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Dig Here For Treasure

dinosaur.JPGIn spite of the occasional sexually repressed comment; I knew this blog would be a good place to talk about sex. But I had no idea the response to my first post would be so strong! Or wet. And loud, lord, I do love a loud response.


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February 27, 2007

My Kick Ass Lighter

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Free Cycle

candy.jpgI wish I could sit on the computer all day but I have to deal with my house. It’s out of control. My boyfriend almost has a heart attack when he comes over. He can’t understand my orderly chaos.


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February 26, 2007

Monday’s Lunch

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Cincinnati Enquirer to Merge with National Enquirer

As expected, sometime this week, The Cincinnati Enquirer will announce they will be merging with The National Enquirer this summer.

“It’s a natural fit,” said a reporter for The Cincinnati Enquirer. “A lot of people here get confused because the names are so similar and it only makes sense to become a part of a news organization we respect.”

The Cincinnati Enquirer will be remain a daily newspaper but will print stories also published in The National Enquirer.

“We believe this will be good for our paper,” Tom Callinan, editor of Cincinnati’s hard-hitting daily said (well, I think it was him), “and it will also give our local reporters more time to cover those breaking news stories - like how those potholes have taken over our roads in The Queen City. Our readers want more of this kind of journalism.”

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February 25, 2007

As High as Heaven

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February 24, 2007

Sorry, The Devil Made Me Do It


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Mom Can't Rollerskate

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Here’s a try at some comedy. This sketch is being performed by the Damn Handsome Men comedy troupe based here in Cincinnati. Well, that is until the troupe went their separate ways in June of last year.

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I’m not going to comment on this, but I hope some of you do. Let me know if you think this is funny.

Larry Gross

(Photo: pizzainfinity.com)

Comments:

Tim says:

“Here’s a try at some comedy.”

That’s about all it was.

Matt says:

I don’t know. It was more than overacted and it was a pretty old joke but I’m not gonna be too hard on kids taking a “try” at comedy.



Patrica says:

Making fun of the handicaped is always a big turn off for me. No, it wasn’t funny at all.

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February 23, 2007

Crimes Against Humanity

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Why is it, that while we have people hungry in our own country, intelligent kids who will never see the inside of a college classroom, and bipolar people homeless on the streets because the only other place we can put them is prison, does our current president and his cronies feel that we have a right to decide how other nations should be governed?

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