Troy, an executive at P & G, contributor to this blog site and
who had a penis the size of a toothpick, was found dead in his car
parked in front of his luxury apartment building in Hype Park late last
night. A police officer who was on the scene stated there was an
explosion inside the automobile.
In
spite of the occasional sexually repressed comment; I knew this blog
would be a good place to talk about sex. But I had no idea the response
to my first post would be so strong! Or wet. And loud, lord, I do love
a loud response.
I
wish I could sit on the computer all day but I have to deal with my
house. It’s out of control. My boyfriend almost has a heart attack when
he comes over. He can’t understand my orderly chaos.
As expected, sometime this week, The Cincinnati Enquirer will announce they will be merging with The National Enquirer this summer.
“It’s a natural fit,” said a reporter for The Cincinnati Enquirer. “A
lot of people here get confused because the names are so similar and it
only makes sense to become a part of a news organization we respect.”
The Cincinnati Enquirer will be remain a daily newspaper but will print stories also published in The National Enquirer.
“We believe this will be good for our paper,” Tom Callinan, editor
of Cincinnati’s hard-hitting daily said (well, I think it was him),
“and it will also give our local reporters more time to cover those
breaking news stories - like how those potholes have taken over our
roads in The Queen City. Our readers want more of this kind of
journalism.”
Here’s a try at some comedy. This sketch is being performed by the
Damn Handsome Men comedy troupe based here in Cincinnati. Well, that is
until the troupe went their separate ways in June of last year.
Why is it, that while we have people hungry in our own country,
intelligent kids who will never see the inside of a college classroom,
and bipolar people homeless on the streets because the only other place
we can put them is prison, does our current president and his cronies
feel that we have a right to decide how other nations should be
governed?