Remembering Carlin
I'm dreaming about trying to locate what has been billed within my dream as the greatest record store in modern history. Apparently it's a three-story annex to an enormous mall with a series of escalators that appear to have been designed by M.C. Escher, moving stairs that just miss where I need to go and return to where I have just been. The store that has every record I’ve ever wanted is tantalizingly close. If I could just figure out how to get on that escalator … over there.
A phone rings. My cell? I don’t have it on me. Whose phone is that? I should answer it. Maybe it’s someone who can tell me how to get to the record store. I turn to face the sound and find myself off the surrealist escalators and in my bed. Damn. No record store.
I can see from the ID it’s my friend Kirk in Florida. I pick up the phone and immediately think of the old bit by Robert Klein about answering the phone from a dead sleep and trying not to sound like someone who’s been in an overnight coma.
“Did you hear about George?” says Kirk. I think for a dream-dazed moment. Is he talking about Bush? He would never refer to him as George. Bush, sure. The Antichrist, more likely. Not George. I can’t seem to come up with an appropriate George or a coherent response, so I say, “I guess not.”
“Carlin died yesterday. He had a heart attack.”
Oh. That George. My heart fell. It’s falling still.
